readtofilth:

thenorsebros:

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Chris Pratt is literally a huge dorkball that just so happened to get paid to get fit and I literally would adore him in any shape he takes.

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firelorcl:

when you’re a racist, sexist, homophobic straight white boy and everyone calls you out on it

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jerkofficial:

thanks bernice

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eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

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asskawa:

asskawa:

asskawa:

Rest in pieces.

Kageyama looks like he’s wearing wedges I’m actually so done with this


Walk a day in these louboutins  

asskawa:

asskawa:

asskawa:

Rest in pieces.

Kageyama looks like he’s wearing wedges I’m actually so done with this

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Walk a day in these louboutins  

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f0ndly:

mild sexual love blog

f0ndly:

mild sexual love blog

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tastefullyoffensive:

How to postpone your execution. [x]

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*pushes back selfie release date*

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justnabingaround:

when the wifi finally connects

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  • Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
  • Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*

bouncingbabybrony said: fun fact my best friend in the entire world moved 2000 kilometres away to melbourne and she saw your show and gave you a bracelet i made (it said bae. i called it a baecelet) and even though i was very far away and unable to see u i feel like we are united through stories about your performance (amazing, or so i hear) and crappy baecelets. also u took pictures of my friend lilys face. (she has an a+ face :--)

lordemusic:

well in a nice turn of events i am WEARING IT AS WE SPEAK thanks bae!!

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penis-hilton:

when you like someone and you can’t tell if they like you back image

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